DRIVER HANDS COP HIS RAP CD INSTEAD OF LICENSE

Police in Delray Beach, Florida, pulled over a car for reckless driving in front of a high school. Officers asked the driver for his license. Instead, police said, Volvique Louis Jean Jr. pulled out something else with his name on it – his homemade rap CD. He then peeled out into the road and fled the scene, almost hitting more students as they left. He was later stopped and arrested for fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, driving with a suspended license and trespassing on school grounds.
* He had a CD, but now he has a record.
* I guess these charges will go on his rap sheet.
* “I have a license … to make mad beats.”
* Well, that’s one way to promote your music.
* Reminds me of a Portland Trail Blazer player named Quintel Woods who got pulled over and presented the cops with his rookie trading card.
* Let’s just say he’s no longer with the team.
* This explains the Florida guy’s new rap name: M.C. Stupid.
* What was he thinking? “While they’re busy checking out my rhymes I’ll get away”?
* Wait – I forgot. In hip-hop, a criminal record actually HELPS.