SHARK IN SWIMMING POOL

Florida Fish and Wildlife officers had to remove a 5-foot blacktip shark from a swimming pool at a condo complex in Hypoluxo, South Florida. A woman reportedly found the shark after two men ran out of the pool area. The shark was promptly removed from the pool and set free in the Intracoastal Waterway. Blacktip sharks are one of the most common shark species in south Florida and are saltwater fish. They are typically responsible for bites in murky water where they mistake a human limb for a fish.
* Oh, it’s no mistake. Blacktip are real S.O.B.’s.
* They’re one of the most common sharks in south Florida, but having one in your condo pool? That’s getting a little TOO common.
* Are they sure it wasn’t dropped there by a tornado?
* Has anyone seen the pool’s lifeguard?
* This is the earliest Spring Break prank yet.
* It was either a prank, or they didn’t want the shark anymore and it had gotten too big to flush down the toilet.
* If we’re going to pull this stunt, can’t we at least get some sharks with frikin’ laser beams attached to their heads?
* Oh well, at least they didn’t go with the mutated, ill-tempered Sea Bass. (In case you’re asking yourself WTF, this is a reference to Austin Powers movies.)