PRIEST POINTS GUN AT BOY OVER FOOTBALL FANDOM
Convert to the church of the Giants!
MAN FIRED FOR FARTING TOO MUCH
“We can’t run an office and have visitors with the odor in the office,” said the boss.
BEARD BEER
Brewed with a yeast created from brewmaster John Maier’s beard.
MAN TRIES TO ROB AIRLINE WITH BORROWED SCISSORS
“I’m going to rob the whole American Airlines and work my way down the line.”
WEDDING NO-SHOWS GET BILL FROM BRIDE
$75 for the dinner they missed.
FARTING WOMAN KICKED IN FACE
By another woman. In the back of a police transport.
BURGLAR CAUGHT BECAUSE OF HIS SUPERMAN SHIRT
Man of steal.
AUDIO: BEAR EATS KAYAK
Mary Maley was on a solo sea kayaking trip from Ketchikan to Petersburg in Alaska. During a stopover in Berg Bay, she found a bear nosing around her kayak. She screamed at the bear, and then, as the bear approached her, she sprayed bear repellent. The bear went back to the kayak and started chewing….
CREW FILMING HOUSTON PROMOTIONAL VIDEO ROBBED AT GUNPOINT
We love Houston!
THE MAXIPAD BANDIT
The burglar wore a white maxipad over his eyes, like a Lone Ranger mask.