COUPLE ARRESTED FOR WALMART SILLY STRING FIGHT
“They’re certainly old enough to know better.”
WOMAN FINDS CATFISH IN HER MAILBOX
It looked as if it flopped around for awhile in there.
WOMAN FENCE-PROOFS HER DOG
Keeps your dog from busting out through holes int he fence.
YOU HAVE TO PASS A TEST TO BUY A 2017 FORD GT SUPERCAR
You can only buy one if you promise to drive it.
MEATLESS MEAT IS HERE
Hooray.
AUDIO: GUY INVENTS MACHINE TO WASTE ROBOCALLER'S TIME
It strings them along.
AUDIO: TACO BELL MYSTERY FOOD
Just what you want from a taco stand: mystery food.
BANK ROBBER ARRESTED AFTER ROBBING FIVE BANKS IN ONE DAY
Only one gave him money, though.
STEWARDESS FIGHT!
A fistfight at 37,000 feet!
CLERK ASSAULTED WITH POTATO CHIPS
The brand of chips is unknown.