MAN STEALS MOTHER'S SOUP
Holy posole!
HOMELESS ASPEN, COLORADO, MAN BUYS WINNING LOTTERY TICKET
How many things can you find wrong with this headline?
FIRST U.S. PENIS TRANSPLANT
For wounded US soldiers.
AUDIO: POST OFFICE TO EMAIL YOU YOUR MAIL
To let you know what’s coming later.
DRUNK WOMAN IN NEW JERSEY LOOKING FOR NEW JERSEY
Near the Holland Tunnel.
BURGLARIZED COFFEE SHOP ISSUES FORGIVING NOTE
” We hope that your child got extra special food to eat.”
SHAKING MAN CLAIMS HE WAS TURNING INTO THE HULK
Except for not turning green.
AUDIO: CAR CALLS 911 ON HIT-AND-RUN DRIVER
“Your car wouldn’t call us unless there had been an accident.”