SALVATION ARMY BELL RINGER EXPOSES SELF TO BOY

In Kingsport, Tennessee, a volunteer bell ringer for the Salvation Army lifted up his red apron and flashed his genitalia after a 4-year-old boy dropped money into the donation kettle. Police say William Martin, 61, allegedly exposed himself to the youngster and his father outside the Food City supermarket. The boy’s father claimed the suspect’s genitals were fully exposed and pulled outside of his pants during the incident. The father dialed 911 after witnessing the alleged indecent exposure, which he said his young son did not notice. Martin eventually admitted to the illicit act after surveillance video appeared to show him fondling his genitals beneath his clothes as he sat on a lawn chair at the entrance to the store.
* Guy sounds like a real ding dong.
* Darn it, it’s the Bells of St. Mary. Not the Balls of William.
* This takes “Getting on the Naughty List” to a whole new level.
* Imagine what he does to people who DON’T put money in the kettle.
* This is when they look back at William Martin’s 61-years and wonder how long he’s been doing this?
* As Christmas stories go it’s not exactly “Miracle on 34th Street,” is it?
* The young son didn’t notice it? Finally, some good news in this story.
* Great, now all the money Salvation Army collects this year will go to the lawsuit.