NEW YEARS EVE AT NYC OLIVE GARDEN: $400
Dinner at Bubba Gump: $799 per person.
MAN OCCUPIED WITH CELL PHONE WALKS OFF CLIFF
In San Diego, California, a man…
GIRL CALLS 911 AFTER TOUCHING THE ELF ON THE SHELF
The magic of Christmas goes away if the elf is touched!
WOMAN BEAT UP HUSBAND WHO WOULDN'T STOP FARTING
He kept doing it in bed. Yuck.
GUY DEMONSTRATING THE CORRECT WAY TO CLEAN A GUN SHOOTS AND KILLS HIMSELF
This was NOT the correct way.
HOW 'BOUT ONE MORE TEACHER-STUDENT SEX STORY TO TOP OFF THE YEAR
She cheated on the first student with another student, so he ratted her out.
REAL-LIFE "NIGHTCRAWLER" TAKES VIDEO OF TEEN CAR-CRASH VICTIMS
And calls them “idiots”.
WOMAN TOSSES BUCKETS OF URINE ON NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE
Because HE was a bad neighbor.
SCHOOL LUNCH LADY FIRED FOR GIVING FREE MEAL TO HUNGRY KID
“Theft and inaccurate transactions” … totaling $1.70.