WIFE BEATS HUSBAND WHO DID NOT BUY HER A VALENTINE'S GIFT
With a mini baseball bat.
KINKY HANDCUFFS LEAD TO REAL HANDCUFFS
Always know where the key is.
BLOW DART ATTACK ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE
Two people, hit in the knee.
WOMAN TRIES TO KILL BARBER AFTER BAD HAIRCUT
The gun misfired three times.
TURTLES START DOING IT AT FASHION SHOW
While models posed in evening gowns.
FLIGHT ATTENDANT MISTAKES RANDOM PASSENGER FOR AIR MARSHALL
Hands him note about two other passengers with guns.
HIGH SCHOOL KIDS STOP BUS AFTER DRIVER HAS MEDICAL EMERGENCY
Two New Jersey high school students are heroes…
COUPLE ARRESTED FOR HAVING SEX ON LAS VEGAS FERRIS WHEEL
On the High Roller.