MAN DID NOT KNOW HE'D BEEN STABBED

Police in Allentown, Pennsylvania, are investigating an early Sunday stabbing that left a man hospitalized. Police say the victim left the Déjà Vu Lounge nightclub and was walking down the street when he told police he felt something “wet” on his back area and realized he was bleeding. He did not know he had been stabbed. The man was reported in stable condition at the hospital Sunday evening. Police are searching for a suspect.
* Check for ninjas.
* I bet alcohol was involved, one way or another.
* Isn’t there some sort of protocol where the stabber tells the victim, “Hey, I just stabbed you.”? There oughta be.
* The people behind him are thinking, “Worst back acne ever.”