PREGNANT TEEN ATTACKED WITH A SAUSAGE
Florida strikes again.
MAN GIVES UP DRUGS AFTER OBAMA SPEECH
He wants to live a drug-free life for his mother.
PROSECUTOR PULLS GUN ON FAKE SPIDERS
In the middle of the office.
ROBBER STEALS BOXERS FROM WALMART
Boxer shorts, a T-shirt and headphones.
WOMAN SLEEPWALKS 9 MILES
Barefoot and in her pajamas.
PUMPKIN-CARVING DAD SUBDUES INTRUDER
Guy broke in during pumpkin carving.
MAN SKIPS OUT OF COURT JUST BEFORE JURY FINDS HIM NOT GUILTY
He’s free and clear now.
MAN ARRESTED AT MONOPOLY TOURNAMENT
He started a brawl.
INDIANA JONES ARRESTED AFTER HIGH SPEED CHASE
I got a bad feeling about this.