BEE THEFT
Hive crimes and misdemeanors.
18-YEAR-OLD PRETENDS TO BE A DOCTOR, THREE TIMES
He had his own clinic.
WENDY'S CUSTOMER BITES MANAGER
With a very exciting description of the scuffle.
CELLIST CAUGHT WITH 113 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA
Guy has a degree from Juilliard.
TV WEATHERGAL BUSTED FOR POT AND GUNS
In Kentucky.
PORCH PACKAGE THIEF FEELS BAD, RETURNS ITEMS THE NEXT DAY
With a note, and some cash.
DUI DRIVER CLAIMS TO BE THE KING OF SCOTLAND
Claimed diplomatic immunity.
CHINESE WAITRESS STABS MAN IN RESTAURANT
She wanted him… to go.
ARBORIST SURVIVES TRIP INTO THE WOODCHIPPER
Yay, safety features!