TEACHER HAS 7TH GRADERS DRAW MUHAMMAD
And we all know what that leads to.
SINKHOLE SWALLOWS 14 CARS IN IHOP PARKING LOT
Big as half a football field.
NEW TOYS IN THE TOY HALL OF FAME
Twister, the Super Soaker and “the puppet”.
WOMAN FINDS OUT SHE'S PREGNANT AN HOUR BEFORE DELIVERING BABY
47-years-old, married 22 years.
WIFE BEATS HUSBAND WITH TOILET LID
The wife hit him in the head and face with the toilet lid.
ALLIGATOR KNOCKS ON MAN'S DOOR IN MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
A 9 1/2-foot alligator.
BURGLAR FALLS THROUGH RESTAURANT CEILING ONTO DINER
Check, please.
TEEN SPEEDS 101 MPH; TELLS COP HE WAS LATE FOR CLASS
Excuse didn’t matter.
WOMAN MUGGED WHILE BREAST FEEDING
I (heart) NY.
CLEMSON COACH PROMISES PIZZA FOR 80,000 IF THEY MAKE FINAL FOUR
It’s looking that way.