MAN HAS VOLVO WITH THREE MILLION MILES ON IT
A 1966 Volvo P1800 convertible.
NASA NEEDS YOUR LAZY BUTT
70 days in bed smoking dope. And they’ll pay you.
AUDIO: PERFORMANCE ARTIST STARES AT TED CRUZ'S MOUTH FOR TWO HOURS
It beats learning how to paint.
SECOND GRADER'S ASSIGNMENT LEADS TO POT BUST
A story about helping a farmer grow “special medicine” plants.
COLLEGE BANS RED BULL
They say the drinks contribute to problematic behavior.
BATMAN IS ROBIN'
…people in Times Square.
ANOTHER AIRPLANE/URINE STORY
Man sits in wet seat.
WOMAN CLAIMS AIRLINE PEED IN HER SUITCASE
United Airlines denied everything.
UPDATE: LAS VEGAS FERRIS WHEEL SEX MAN
The woman was not his fiance’.