WOMAN CRASHES INTO WALMART, BLAMES GOD
The rapture is nigh.
MCDONALD'S TESTING OUT A BIGGER BIG MAC
1/3 pound of beef.
HARRIET TUBMAN ON THE $20 BILL
Money is changing.
JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND CONDIMENTIZES CARS
Covered in ketchup and mustard.
MICHIGAN GOVERNOR PLEDGES TO DRINK FLINT TAPWATER
“What better way to help show support,” he said.
STRANGER DANGER TEST GOES WRONG
Friend poses as a threatening ex-convict.
MAN FROM THE FUTURE STEALS ARBY'S FOOD
This is how people in the future get food.
TEACHER MAULED BY REVENANT BEAR DURING FIELD TRIP
In Alaska, on a mountain.
MAN ARRESTED FOR SHOOTING AT HIS OWN STOLEN TRUCK
He also hit an occupied motel room.