BATHROOM BANDIT STEALS PLUMBING
From public restrooms.
MOM SURPRISES COED DAUGHTER, ENDS UP IN WRONG ROOM
“In my dorm. Where are you?”
MCDONALD'S GARLIC FRIES ARE HUGE HIT
Will probably become permanent menu item.
MAN SHOOTS UP BATHROOM WHEN OCCUPANT TAKES TOO LONG
Alcohol was etc…
12-YEAR-OLD STEALS SCHOOL BUS
For a joy ride.
WALMART BRINGS BACK GREETERS
“Hi, what’s in the bag, sonny?”
AUDIO: ANOTHER WOOD CHIPPER DEATH
A man who was cutting down trees in an Albany, New York suburb has died after he became entangled in a wood chipper machine. Police say the 23-year-old local man had been removing large trees Wednesday afternoon in front of a home when he fell into the chipper. Rescue personnel pronounced him dead at the…
KID PEES ON CROWD WHILE ZIPLINING IN LAS VEGAS
They’re not sure if it was involuntary or an intentional.
BIBLES STOLEN
Thou shalt not? Oh, but thou didst.
WOMAN ASKS HONDA FOR NEW CAR AFTER MESSING UP SEAT GIVING BIRTH
“@Honda, earlier today I gave birth to my daughter in the back of a Honda Fit.”