ASSAULT WITH A FORKLIFT
“The victim heard the forklift start …”
COUPLE BOUGHT MILLION DOLLAR LOTTERY TICKET WITH STOLEN MONEY
Embezzling from the grocery store where they worked.
AUDIO: 5-YEAR-OLD TO 911: "DADDY WENT THROUGH A RED LIGHT"
No charges for dad.
GRANPARENTS PICK UP WRONG KID FROM SCHOOL
They gave the kid a Happy Meal.
CHURCH-GOERS GIVEN MARIJUANA COOKIES
Six Indiana churchgoers…
SCHOOL BANS NATIONAL HONOR SOCIETY RECOGNITION
Nobody wants any hurt feelings.
MAN ROBS CONVENIENCE STORE WITH A ROCK
The robber was crying when he fled.
PROM GIRL INHALES BOUTONNIERE PIN
X-ray found the pin in her bronchial tubes
WOMAN CONKED WITH PACKAGE OF SAUSAGE
By her boyfriend’s son.