WOMAN FORCED ONTO SIX FLAGS RAFT RIDE WITH OVERWEIGHT PERSON
And was injured.
TWO NAKED PEOPLE ON STOLEN LAWN MOWER
In Joplin, MO.
POT SMOKERS STOLE HUMAN BRAIN
For the formaldehyde.
AUDIO: WE'RE HAVING A HEATWAVE
A tropical heatwave.
DONUTS + CHERRY SODA = CHEERWINE KREME SODA
Yay, America!
MYSTERY MAN HIDES $100 BILLS AROUND SALEM, OREGON
$50,000 so far.
WOMAN SKIPPED MORE THAN 500 TOLLS
Owes more than $16,000.
POLICE OFFICER MADE "ONE IN A BILLION" SHOT
His bullet went down the barrel of the bad guy’s gun.
STRANDED TUBERS WERE TOLD THE RIVER GOES IN A CIRCLE
Really? OK, great.
MUGGER USES ELECTRIC GUITAR AS A WEAPON
He was unsuccessful.