THE MCDONALD'S OF THE FUTURE IS COMING
All-you-can-eat fries.
AUDIO: REPORTER HELPS GUY GET OUT OF FLOOD ON LIVE TV
“Dude, leave the car.”
HIGH SCHOOL BAND DIRECTOR DISCOVERED HIDING IN 16-YEAR-OLD'S CLOSET
That’s no way to conduct yourself.
MAN ARRESTED FOR EATING MULCH
He was high.
HORSEY McHORSEFACE
C’mon, Horsey!
MAN SPRAYS WOMAN IN FACE WITH FART SPRAY
a.k.a. Liquid Ass.
MOM PUNCHES CHEERLEADER COACH IN THE FACE
Because her daughter was embarassed.