TRUMP SUPPORTER ELECTRIFIES YARD SIGNS

Ray Gilbride of Bellingham, Washington, who is supporting Donald Trump, says people kept stealing his Trump yard signs as fast as he was putting them up. After losing seven signs to thieves, he set up a security camera, but when he turned over footage of people taking the signs to police, they didn’t follow up. So, Gilbride then wired up a rig that electrified the signs. His surveillance video showed people taking the signs and getting shocked. One video shows a young lady grabbing the signs when she gets a jolt. This makes her stop, but she soon regained her senses and ripped the signs out and took off running down the street.
* Electrified yard signs. Or, as they’ll soon be known, Exhibit A.
* Yes, but not nearly as shocking as how far Trump has come in this campaign.
* Ironically, the electric zap is the same method Trump uses to get his hair like that.
* Oh well, time to tape razor blades to the edges of the signs.
* Doberman Pinscher guard dogs?
* Bear traps?
* He could build a wall around the signs. That would work.
* Two more months, people. Just keep telling yourself that.
* Of course, then the rioting in the streets starts.
* No, we’re just kidding. Aren’t we? Silly jokes – that’s all these are.
* But don’t say I didn’t warn you.