WALKING WOMAN HIT BY FALLING CATFISH

A 5-pound catfish fell from the sky near the Philadelphia Museum of Art and smacked a woman in the face, knocking her to the ground. Lisa Lobree suffered a cut near her eye. Lobree says the catfish coldcocked her on Labor Day as she was walking near the museum. Passers-by saw it happen. Lobree said that the experience was probably one of the strangest things to ever happen to her. The best explanation is that a large bird caught the fish and accidentally dropped it on her.
* The better explanation, though, is that the bird had a vendetta.
* “Remember the day you were eating French fries on a park bench and you wouldn’t even give me ONE?”
* It’s supposed to rain cats and dogs, not catfish.
* At least she got a free dinner out of the deal.
* I mean, what’s catfish? Six bucks a pound or more?
* Just “one of the strangest things to happen to her”? What else happened to this lady? Did a ghost girl crawl out her TV? Did she get kidnapped by Bigfoot?
* She should have claimed that getting hit by a catfish next to the museum was a performance piece, and people would pay to see her.
* I’ve heard of flying fish but not flying catfish.
* I blame her a little bit. I mean you’re got to be ready for stuff like this in life.
* Let’s not rush to any conclusions here. The catfish could have come through a time portal from another dimension.
* Before you scoff at that, ask yourself how does Bigfoot get here?
* See? There’s some real science behind this.