MAN ANSWERS CELL PHONE, SHOOTS SELF
While in a dentist chair.
GOAT YOGA
Mind the pellets.
JETBLUE MIXES UP KIDS
“This is not my child.”
DOG SWIMS 6 MILES, WALKS 12 TO REUNITE WITH FAMILY
Dog overboard.
WOMAN STEALS $84,000 FROM GIRL SCOUTS
What a trooper!
LOOSE COW TASED
Yee-ha!!
POLICE BUST 400 TEENS AT DRUNKEN HOUSE PARTY
A small party got out of hand.
PIZZA THIEF OFFERS A SLICE TO A PASSER-BY
Robbin’ Hood.
CROOK ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED THEFT
No, really. His names is Crook.