TEXAS WOMAN DELIVERS 3RD SET OF NATURALLY-CONCEIVED TWINS

A North Texas woman says she has conceived her third set of twins naturally, rounding out her family of 10. Josh and Carrie Briggs had two other sets of twins and two single births prior to welcoming their newest twins, Micah and Ezra on Tuesday. “It’s completely the Lord saying I have a plan for your family to have twins and several sets,” mom Carrie said. “It’s overwhelming having twins, twins, twins.” The twins are all fraternal. Carrie said teamwork is the only way they’re able to handle all the kids.
* The Lord has a plan for her, it just doesn’t include ever sleeping.
* The Lord’s gonna get His when she starts the non-stop praying for money for the kids’ college.
* Three sets of twins. This is known as the Duggar Shortcut.
* Likewise when Carrie has an accident in the kitchen, she always drops two eggs.
* How sore are her nipples on a scale on 1 to a million?
* Are they really twins, or is she just seeing double at this point?
* Rounding out her family of ten? Don’t count on it – she might not be done yet.
* Her husband will comment as soon as he comes to again.
* Look, you two: Rent a movie or just watch TV but knock it off with the sex for awhile.
* Heck, why stop now? In Texas terms, she’s just one kid short of a football team.