AUDIO: STREET MAGICIAN TRIES THE OLD DISAPPEARING BIKINI TRICK
In Clearwater, Florida…
FLORIDA MAN PUNCHES SWAN
He didn’t like its attitude.
FOOT FETISHIST HIDES UNDER CARS, GRABS WOMEN'S ANKLES
And who among us hasn’t done this at least once?
AUDIO: COUPLE HELD HOSTAGE BY THEIR CAT
“It attacked my husband.”
ROBBERY SUSPECTS DRIVE RIGHT INTO FBI PARKING LOT
Bonus word: jugging
DOZENS BURNED AT FIREWALKING SEMINAR
Tony Robbins strikes again.
MOTEL KEY OPENS EVERY ROOM
At the Rodeway Inn in Gallup, New Mexico.
NOAH'S ARK EMPLOYEES MUST SIGN CHASTITY PLEDGE
The single ones, anyway.
MAN SCANS GENITALS AT SUPERMARKET
What’s the PLU code for sausage?