BEAR SOMEHOW MANAGES TO RIP WAY THROUGH CAMPER'S TENT

A bear forced its way into a California man’s tent late Friday night and clawed at the unsuspecting camper. The incident took place around 2 a.m. at the Millard Campground near Altadena, California. Officials say the man did not know he was injured until he felt something dripping on his face. That substance turned out to BE his face. The bear had scratched the camper, resulting in a laceration on his forehead. He was transported to a local hospital where approximately 18 sutures were used to close the wound. Two other campers saw an approximately 120-pound bear fleeing the area. The California Department of Fish and Wildlife ordered the Millard Campground closed for the following three days while officials attempt to trap the bear. The Altadena Sheriff’s Station wrote on its Facebook page that the camper allegedly did not have food inside his tent.
* I would disagree. I would say the man WAS food inside his tent.
* Explain to me again why camping is fun?
* How about a campground surrounded by electrical fencing?
* I always wonder how witnesses have the opportunity to weigh the bear as it’s running away.
* They don’t make tents like they used to.
* I guess it’s a nice change from the alligator stories.
* On the bright side, some girls think scars are sexy.
* This is our planet. Didn’t the bear get the memo?
* The bear also didn’t show the sharks much respect during Shark Week.
* One week a year is all the sharks ask and this bear has to steal the show.
* The Sheriff left a message on his Facebook page? So what? You should see the message the bear just left on its Facebook page.