FOOT FETISHIST HIDES UNDER CARS, GRABS WOMEN'S ANKLES

A Lincoln, Nebraska, man was arrested after he hid under a car to grab a woman’s ankle as she got inside her car. Jesse Johnson was arrested Tuesday after police say he crawled under a car in an Aldi grocery store parking lot and grabbed the victim’s ankle. This isn’t the first time Johnson has displayed the bizarre behavior. Records show the 20-year-old has been cited three times before for the same alleged act, once just just days earlier after allegedly startling a woman near her car in a medical facility parking lot. Before that, in March, Johnson was arrested for allegedly hiding under a woman’s truck in a Walmart parking lot and touching her foot. Nearly a year before that, police say Johnson committed a similar act in a TJ Maxx parking lot. “I just have this weird addiction and odd behavior,” Johnson told the Lincoln Journal Star. “I don’t know why.”
* And the gals don’t like that?
* He says he has a weird addiction and odd behavior? Thanks but some of this stuff we figured out on our own.
* He doesn’t know why but we do: Because he’s one sick puppy – that’s why.
* Don’t worry – he’s promised to never do it again, and just stick with his job at DSW.
* It’s a weird variation of the boogie man under the bed routine.
* At least give your victims an oil change while you’re waiting.
* “I apologize, ma’am, and by the way, your rear passenger side brake pad is wearing down.”
* What are they going to do? Wait till he grabs half the women in Nebraska before they take care of this?
* Forget grabbing ankles. This guy needs to wear an ankle monitor.
* Let’s hope he has another fetish for being locked up.