COPS BUST MIDNIGHT AIR HORN HONKER
The Terror of El Segundo.
AUDIO: POLICE OFFICER SAVES ALL THE ANIMALS IN BURNING PET STORE
Just like Pee Wee!
AUDIO: SWORDFIGHTING COUPLE
En garde.
MAN TIPS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEES $100 EACH
Spreading the joy.
PRESIDENT OF UNIVERSITY FOUNDED BY THOMAS JEFFERSON ASKED TO STOP QUOTING JEFFERSON
When in the course of political correctness…
THE OL' RAT-IN-THE-DRESS
Just the leg.
AUDIO: ASPIRING WEATHERMAN STARTS FIRE SO HE CAN FILM HIS AUDITION TAPE
Makes perfect sense.
NINJA STEALS KATANA SWORD
From comic book shop.
WOMAN KEPT TIGERS, COUGAR, SKUNK AND FOX IN HOME
Roaming free.
BOX OF MISS AMERICA CROWNS STOLEN
Off a front porch in Mesa, Arizona.