MOM CLOSES LIVING ROOM UNTIL THANKSGIVING

A Denton, Ohio, mother has closed off her cleaned living room until Thanksgiving. 17-year-old Nick Denbow tweeted a picture of the living room with tape across the door and a sign his mom Michelle posted warning family members to stay out. “This room has been cleaned for the holidays and is officially CLOSED until Thanksgiving.” Michelle noted “special permission” to enter the room may be granted, but only under certain conditions: “1) you have showered and are dirt and odor free from top to toe, 2) you are wearing freshly laundered clothing. If permission is granted — NO food or drinks are permitted at this time!”
* So let me guess: No one in this family helps the mom clean up.
* There’s tape, a sign, and three vicious Dobermans chained to the fireplace grill.
* Now here’s the drastic part: It’s closed until Thanksgiving of 2017.
* Wait, the mom says she’ll grant special permission to enter? Don’t start backsliding now.
* If you’re going to be a hard-ass you have to stick with your initial instincts.
* At least the family can still use the bathrooms.
* That sounds pretty strict ’til you remember Thanksgiving’s only 10 days from now.
* It makes you wonder how gross it got in the living room last Thanksgiving.
* PHONE TOPIC: Does your mom/wife exhibit unusual behavior around Thanksgiving?