DOMINO'S BOX OF WINGS CONTAINED $5,000
Oops.
GUY RETURNS FOR LOST BRIEFCASE FULL OF COCAINE
It’s OK, the police had it.
MOM WRITES TEENAGER A TARDY NOTE
“She felt the need to talk back to her birth giver.”
TWIN NOW CLAIMS HE IS THE MURDERER
That old trick.
COLLEGES NOW INSTALLING BALL PITS
For “de-stressing” and talking about “social justice”.
WASHINGTON MONUMENT CLOSED FOR ELEVATOR REPAIR
Indefinitely.
TEACHER BEATS UP STUDENT WHO OWED HIM WEED MONEY
Police pop Mr. Pope.
KENTUCKY KLOWN KAPTURED!
Arrested for lurking with a mask.
AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE BATHROOM FROGS
Like they do in Florida.
UPSET WOMAN FLASHES STORE CLERK
Over a $5 charge.