PUMPKIN RECORD SET
One ton + 261 pounds.
AUDIO: THE STRANGEST POLITICAL AD YOU WILL EVER HEAR
Admits to sexting a 17-year-old boy.
GROOM'S MOM LOST IN THE WOODS
They found her four hours later.
HURRICANE MATTHEW UNCOVERS CANNONBALLS ON THE BEACH
From the Civil War.
MAN TO GET BERNIE SANDERS TATTOO REMOVED FROM PENIS
Feel the Bern.
RESTAURANT PROMOTION BACKFIRES
Ruth’s Chris Steak House in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
SOMEONE MOWED "F*** YOU" INTO MAN'S LAWN
Literate, vindictive sheep?
BROTHERS FIGHT WITH LARGE MACHINERY
Front-end loader v. Crane
MORE COLLEGE CODDLING: NAP ROOMS
Awww…is my widdle snowfwake sweepy?
DRUG HOUSE HAS "ATTENTION SNITCHES" SIGN ON FRONT DOOR
In West Virginia.