AUDIO: AXE-THROWING BEER HALLS NOW HAVE "AXE YOUR EX" NIGHTS
Sleep well, gentlemen.
AUDIO: YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A TURKEY DROP
With God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
NEW HAMPSHIRE TRUCKS IN WATER FOR DRY LAND SNOWMOBILE RACES
Not snow, mind you – water.
DAD, SON FIGHT OVER TRASHED LEGOS
“Son” is 19.
WEED WHACKER ATTACKER
Neighbor vs. neighbor.
AUDIO: COW HIT BY MILK TRUCK
Ironically.
MALL OF AMERICA TO BE CLOSED ON THANKSGIVING
But open 5am Black Friday.
AUDIO: COLLEGE LACROSSE TEAMS CHOOSE WINNER BY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS
The old-fashioned way.
PENNSYLVANIA STATE POLICE ISSUES CLOWN THREAT BULLETIN
Again with the clowns.