THE OL' RAT-IN-THE-DRESS
Just the leg.
AUDIO: ASPIRING WEATHERMAN STARTS FIRE SO HE CAN FILM HIS AUDITION TAPE
Makes perfect sense.
NINJA STEALS KATANA SWORD
From comic book shop.
WOMAN KEPT TIGERS, COUGAR, SKUNK AND FOX IN HOME
Roaming free.
BOX OF MISS AMERICA CROWNS STOLEN
Off a front porch in Mesa, Arizona.
AUDIO: HUMAN CANNONBALL, DEAD AT 88
Hugo Zacchini.
MOM CLOSES LIVING ROOM UNTIL THANKSGIVING
Things can get a little tense around Thanksgiving.
CHASE SUSPECT BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE BY COPS
Only to be arrested.
THE GUMBALL BANDIT
That makes no cents.
TRUMP TOWER RESIDENTS BOTHERED BY PROTESTS
“These are wealthy people. They don’t need this.”