PROPOSER DROPS RING INTO WATERFALL
Plop.
A Pennsylvania woman has threatened to kill…
High school gym class, of course.
His pants ripped off dropping through the vent.
With 1-inch nails in it (the plank, not the ring)
To hide drunk driving mugshot.
Arrested third day on the job.
Calf was on the lam.
Guess where he ended up?
6-year-old accidentally orders a dollhouse and cookies.