STUDENT SCOLDED FOR WRITING HER NAME IN CURSIVE
Conform! CONFORM!!!
WOMAN GETS HAND STUCK IN TOILET
Too cheap to call a plumber.
AUDIO: OLD MAN DIES DURING LAP DANCE
Lucky stiff.
CHICK-FIL-A COW COSTUMES STOLEN
Rustlers!
MCDONALD'S MANAGER BUSTED IN RETURNED BIG MAC SCAM
She’ll fry for this.
FLORIDA: IGUANAS NOW
Iguana hold your hand.
WOMAN ROBS BANKS IN PAJAMAS
Five banks in 90 minutes.
DELTA WILL PAY UP TO $10,000 TO BUMP YOU
Up yours, United.
PANTY-LESS CARTWHEELING TEACHER ARRESTED FOR PURSE THEFT
Needed the money for underwear?