WOMAN HAS A 14-POUND BABY
Oooch.
MAID OF HONOR GOES ON DRUNKEN RAMPAGE
Car theft, assault, indecent exposure and kicking over a bed pan.
FLORIDA LIBRARY SCANDAL
It’s a page-turner.
AUDIO: TRUMP GETS IN SHOUTING MATCH WITH CNN REPORTER
“You are fake news.”
PET TORTOISE CAUSES FIRE, BURNS TWO HOMES
Ccccccaaaaallllllll niiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnne oooonnnneee oooonnnnnnnne…
TACO BELL INTRODUCES TACO SHELL MADE OF CHICKEN
KFC chicken, no less.
HUSBAND PUNCHED FOR REFUSING SEX
And kneed in the groin, twice.
WOMAN SUES CHIPOTLE FOR UNLICENSED PHOTO USE
She wants $2.2 billion.
AUDIO: TRUMP DUMPS TRADITIONAL INAUGURATION ANNOUNCER
Out with the old, in with the new.