WOMAN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING IKEA FRY PAN IN HER LEGGINGS
They gonna fry her ass.
MAN OPENS FIRE OVER GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
Justifiable sandwichcide, if you ask me.
GUY TRIES TO BREAK INTO A STORE THAT SELLS SECURITY CAMERAS
Smile, you’re on Candid Camera.
BABY BORN DURING OIL CHANGE
Shot out like a greased monkey.
ALEXA HEARS TV NEWS STORY ABOUT ORDERING DOLLHOUSES, STARTS ORDERING DOLLHOUSES
The wonders of technology.
DILEMMA: CRYING BABY IN FIRST CLASS
Boo freakin’ hoo.
AUDIO: DARING SKI LIFT RESCUE
There’s never a slackliner around when you need one…until now.
WHITE HOUSE SWING SET REMOVED, DONATED
Trump didn’t want it. Go figure.