AUDIO: PILOT GOES A LITTLE CRAZY BEFORE FLIGHT
“Sorry, I’m going through a divorce.”
GOLFER USES PUTTER TO ESCAPE GATOR
On the fourth hole.
EVIL MAN GETS NASTY OBITUARY
“Leslie’s hobbies included being abusive to his family.”
AUDIO: PARROT SHOUTS "REDRUM"
Heeeeeeere’s Polly.
WOMAN VISITS EVERY COUNTRY IN 18 MONTHS
196 nations.
ELDERLY NEWLYWED SHOOTS NEW WIFE IN THE BUTT FOR NOT HAVING SEX
Six months, no consummation.
WOMAN QUITS JOB, WINS LOTTERY
$3.3 million
DOMINO'S PIZZA WEDDING REGISTRY
Oh, you shouldn’t have.