FLORIDA: GIANT MONITOR LIZARDS NOW
Officials trapped a 4-footer.
WOMAN GETS MISSING WALLET BACK, WITH MONEY INTACT
After 8 years.
TURKEY SMASHES THROUGH TRUCK WINDSHIELD
Rest in Peace, in cranberry sauce.
THE SEMEN ANALYSIS PHONE APP
Oh, come on!
WOMAN REGRETS BEING RUDE TO STARBUCKS BARISTA
Sends apology note and 50 bucks.
THOUSANDS OF STORES CLOSING IN COMING MONTHS
Retailpocalypse.
IN MEMORIUM: U OF HOUSTON'S WHITE-TAILED SQUIRREL
It will be missed. And stuffed.