ELDERLY MAN ATTACKS CAR SALESMAN
After being deceived.
AUDIO: ALEXA, PLAY "TWINKLE, TWINKLE, LITTLE STAR"
Said the 4-year-old boy.
CHEESECAKE M&M'S
Only at Walmart. Lucky Walmart.
JOGGER FINDS BOX OF DOGS
19 abandoned puppies.
INVENTOR OF RED SOLO CUP HAS ALSO DIED
Raise a glass!
WOMAN'S CANARIES ARRIVE IN THE MAIL, SMASHED
Box had tire tracks on it.
SHOPLIFTER LEAVES INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE GALORE
Driver’s license, fingerprint AND the crime was captured on security camera.
MAN SHOOTS AT "CLOWNS IN HIS APARTMENT"
“Approximately two small clowns.”
AUDIO: DAD TOSSES SASSY DAUGHTER'S "PRESENT" INTO THE FIRE
It was a wrapped, empty box.