PET SQUIRREL DRIVES OFF BURGLAR
“Did you get that from the squirrel?”
AUDIO: LAS VEGAS TACO BELL IS NOW OFFERING WEDDINGS
Every woman’s dream.
HEAD OF THE SECRET SERVICE RETIRING
Git while the gettin’s good.
MESSAGE TO HIT MAN ACCIDENTALLY GOES TO EX-BOSS
“You remember you said that you would help me kill my wife.”
OREGON DEMOCRATS WANT TO TAX COFFEE
For school funding.