WOMAN WAKES TO SPONGEBOB INTRUDER
Guess which state? C’mon – guess.
PASTOR FLEES NAKED FROM ILLICIT TRYST
The husband came home early.
GROUNDHOG DAY HOTEL ROOMS MORE EXPENSIVE THAT SUPER BOWL HOTEL ROOMS
Houston: $340 v. Punxsutawney: $450.
AUDIO: BOBCAT GOES MISSING FROM NATIONAL ZOO
It couldn’t have gone far.
TEEN TASES COP FOR BUCKET LIST
Bucket list. Right.
AUDIO: THE ROBOT BARISTA
In San Francisco.
TEACHER BITES BOY
Mmmm….boy…
NEW PHONE SCAM: DON'T SAY YES
Can you hear me?
MISSISSIPPI LAWMAKER PROPOSES COUNSELING FOR SAGGY PANTS
This is still a thing?