COUPLE HIRED HIT MAN TO OFF THEIR EXES
How nice they have a common interest.
WOMAN WAKES UP WITH SNAKE IN HER BED
3-foot rat snake.
NEW YORK ENDS LITERACY TEST FOR TEACHERS
It’s too hard.
CONGRESS INTRODUCES AIRLINE LEGROOM BILL
Finally, a law we can all get behind.
CARJACKED COUPLE GETS REVENGE
Which is a no-no, apparently.
MAN ARRESTED ON WHITE HOUSE SOUTH LAWN
A member of the Administration trying to escape?
STOLEN: $4.5 MILLION IN EYESHADOW
100,000 palettes.
FLORIDA HIRES OFFICIAL PYTHON HUNTERS
8 bucks an hour and all the python you can eat.