MAN BREAKS INTO DAY CARE, EATS SNACKS, NAPS
Just like Goldilocks.
AUDIO: GOLF BALLS FOUND IN HASH BROWNS
Mmmm…is that a Titleist?
DRUNK MAN PASSES OUT ON WALMART TOILET, UNDERWEAR CATCHES FIRE
A drunk man with a lit cigarette passed out on the toilet in a Spanaway, Washington, Walmart bathroom last Monday and caught his underwear on fire. Firefighters found the bathroom filled with smoke. As the man sat on the toilet, pants down, he fell asleep, and ash from his cigarette fell between his legs and…
AUDIO: THE HOVERBOARD DENTIST
Now his career is up in the air.
BURGLAR LEAVES UNDERWEAR FOR VICTIM TO WEAR
Pervy Santa.
THE BOX HEAD BANDIT
A clever disguise.
MAN BITES DOG
To teach it a lesson.
AUDIO: BARISTA RANTS OVER UNICORN FRAPPACINO
Someone call a whaaaaaambulance.
PASSENGER FIGHTS WITH OFF-DUTY PILOT AFTER FLIGHT
For taking up too much room in the aisle.
LOOSE ZEBRA STALKS CALIFORNIA NEIGHBORHOOD
What’s black and white and runs all over?