OBESE BODY CAUSES OUT-OF-CONTROL FIRE IN CREMATORIUM
In layman’s terms, a ‘grease fire.’
AUDIO: MAN KICKED OFF FLIGHT FOR USING BATHROOM BEFORE TAKEOFF
Delta is not ready when you are.
TRAVEL COMPANY PLANS VACATIONS, WON'T TELL YOU WHERE YOU'RE GOING
Until you open the envelope.
THE WALMART CROTILLA
Croissant + Tortilla = Crotilla
AUDIO: UBER WANTS TO TEST FLYING CARS IN THREE YEARS
Ah, the elusive flying car.
YAK MEAT SMUGGLED
Into JFK Airport.
WALMART SNAKE DUMPER
40 snakes dumped in a parking lot.
AUDIO: LUXURY HOTEL ROOMS BY THE HOUR
Who needs luxury for a full night?
GOTH ICE CREAM
Cold and black.