FUGITIVE ARRESTED WHILE SINGING KARAOKE

A wanted fugitive was arrested over the weekend, while singing karaoke at a Massachusetts bar. A tipster spotted Ronald Duby Jr., 43, Saturday night as one of the karaoke contestants at a bar in Chelmsford, Massachusetts. Duby was arrested on an outstanding warrant for failing to appear in court to register as a sex offender.
* And THAT’S the name of that tune.
* It’s about time they started arresting those people. Oh, wait – did you say he was a sex offender, too?
* You can’t get much lower than sex offender, but this guy managed it.
* “Thank you, that was ‘Free Bird’. And now, I’d like to do ‘Jailhouse Rock.'”
* On the bright side, he won’t be able to sing within 2,000 feet of a school or playground.