MOM PULLS SON'S TEETH IN WALMART BATHROOM

In American Fork, Utah, a woman pulled two of her son’s teeth in a Walmart restroom. Prosecutors said that, back on April 2, the 47-year-old woman bought hand sanitizer and needle-nose pliers from the store, then took them into the restroom and pulled two of her 7-year-old son’s teeth. One of the teeth was loose, but the other was only slightly loose. Prosecutors say the woman didn’t use any kind of anesthetic. She was charged with felony child abuse.
* Hey – that’s my dentist!
* What’s the big deal? It worked for the Three Stooges.
* In court, the mom had to swear to tell the tooth and nothing but the tooth.
* Good thing the kid didn’t need his tonsils removed.
* Did he at least get something from the Tooth Fairy?