NEW HUSBAND CHOKES BRIDE AFTER GETTING HOME FROM THE WEDDING

A man is behind bars after he was accused of choking his new bride. Police in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, say John Delozier, 31, choked his new bride after they got back from their wedding because she wanted to put some money away that they got as gift. The newlyweds got into a fight, and Delozier told his new wife she only cared about money before he attacked her.
* It turns out she also cared about breathing.
* It’s supposed to be the relatives who get all choked up.
* Hey, every marriage hits a few bumps in the beginning.
* Bet he didn’t get the honeymoon night he thought he was going to get.
* This is why I always go with a picture frame or a salt shaker as a wedding gift.