OROVILLE NOW BENEFITING FROM DISASTER TOURISM
Genius.
NASA ANNOUNCES NEARBY STAR HAS SEVEN PLANETS
At least three could have water.
CARETAKER FIRED OVER SEXY DANCE FOR 100-YEAR-OLD MAN
Who had dementia.
GUY GRADES EX-GIRLFRIEND'S APOLOGY LETTER LIKE IS WAS AN ESSAY
She got a D minus.
NASA SCIENTISTS WANT TO MAKE PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
Make up your damn minds.
10-YEAR-OLD ASKS COPS FOR HELP WITH MATH HOMEWORK
And gets one wrong.
BACKYARD MOLE KILL SETS HOUSE ON FIRE
Thanks, neighbor!