MAN SHOT WITH RICE KRISPIES
Snap, Crackle, Pow!
BOBCAT CORNERS MOM & KIDS IN BATHROOM
In New Jersey.
NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN ABOUT MAN'S STINKY DRIVEWAY
Unwashed clams.
RUSSIAN MOB INVOLVED IN ILLEGAL CHOCOLATE TRAFFICKING
Make him a bon bon he can’t refuse.
THE LARDBUTT 1K RUN
Have fun, enjoy the donuts.
GUY CALLED 911 FOR A LIFT TO LOCAL HOOTERS
Claimed grandma was having a stroke.
EX-GIRLFRIEND GOES ON DISAPPOINTING 5 AM BOOTY CALL
Shows up unannounced at ex-boyfriend’s house.
AUDIO: LANDING PLANE HITS ALLIGATOR ON RUNWAY
Sully 2: Gator Strike!
MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING WHILE SITTING AT DESK
It came in through the light switch.
15 QUARTS OF PENNZOIL IN HIS PANTS
Pretty slick.