NAVY SEAL SAYS TO END SHOWERS WITH COLD WATER
Vasoconstriction.
HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION USING DRONE
“We want to avoid homeowner hassle later on, not create it.”
AUDIO: WHEEL OF FUGITIVE
When they arrest them, do they throw them in the back of a police Vanna?
MOM AND SON TRANSITIONING TO DAD AND DAUGHTER
Whi—whaa–who now?
GIRL NAMED ALEXA SEARY HATES ALEXA, SIRI
Her life is a “waking nightmare”.
CHILDREN DON'T KNOW HOW TO READ A CLOCK
And if they do, they don’t know what it means.
MAN FAKED BEING SECRET SERVICE AGENT TO IMPRESS WOMEN
Real job: pooper scooper.
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER CHUGGED BOXED WINE DURING CLASS
“Removed her from the classroom in a wheelchair.”
SUSPECT FOUND HIDING BEHIND GIANT TEDDY BEAR
A six-footer.