FLORIDA LIBRARY SCANDAL
It’s a page-turner.
AUDIO: TRUMP GETS IN SHOUTING MATCH WITH CNN REPORTER
“You are fake news.”
PET TORTOISE CAUSES FIRE, BURNS TWO HOMES
Ccccccaaaaallllllll niiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnne oooonnnneee oooonnnnnnnne…
TACO BELL INTRODUCES TACO SHELL MADE OF CHICKEN
KFC chicken, no less.
HUSBAND PUNCHED FOR REFUSING SEX
And kneed in the groin, twice.
WOMAN SUES CHIPOTLE FOR UNLICENSED PHOTO USE
She wants $2.2 billion.
AUDIO: TRUMP DUMPS TRADITIONAL INAUGURATION ANNOUNCER
Out with the old, in with the new.
WOMAN CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING IKEA FRY PAN IN HER LEGGINGS
They gonna fry her ass.
MAN OPENS FIRE OVER GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH
Justifiable sandwichcide, if you ask me.