THE SEMEN ANALYSIS PHONE APP
Oh, come on!
WOMAN REGRETS BEING RUDE TO STARBUCKS BARISTA
Sends apology note and 50 bucks.
THOUSANDS OF STORES CLOSING IN COMING MONTHS
Retailpocalypse.
IN MEMORIUM: U OF HOUSTON'S WHITE-TAILED SQUIRREL
It will be missed. And stuffed.
POLICE DOG HAS THREE TAKEDOWNS IN 90 MINUTES
Quite the bite out of crime.
MAN BURNS DOWN PARENTS' HOME WHILE KILLING ANTS
Trying to kill ants with matches.