DRUNK MAN DRIVES AROUND POLICE ACADEMY PARKING LOT
Mahoney!
A.P. STUDENTS MUST RE-TAKE TEST AFTER PRINCIPAL'S TWEET
Eight-foot tables, not six-foot tables.
THE BLENDER BANDIT
The puree-fect crime.
AUDIO: WIN A BOX OF LUCKY CHARMS MARSHMALLOWS
Cereal not included.
SHOPPER TAKES DOWN A DEER INSIDE A WALMART
Save a buck at Walmart!
LOOSE JAGUAR KILLS MONKEY AT ZOO
No, I thought YOU were getting the cage door.
GUY SUES DATE FOR TEXTING DURING "GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY"
He wants his 17 bucks back.
MAN, MOTHER, PORKCHOP: TAKE TWO
The lure of pork.
DRUNK MAN PEES IN NEIGHBOR'S MAILBOX
The mail must go through…a drying-out process.