UTAH TO BUILD FART FACTORY
Power to the people.
SKITTLES GOES ALL-WHITE, IS ACCUSED OF RACISM
Skittles – taste the white supremacy!
CITY WORKER STEALS MONEY TO GET BUTT LIFT
Among other things.
ROAD RAGER USES SPARE CHANGE AS WEAPON
Some people claim there’s a woman to blame.
SLOW-SPEED CHASE BECAUSE THIEF DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE STICK
The chase reached speeds up up to 30 mph.
BALL TEAM TO HOLD PREGNANCY TEST NIGHT FOR FATHER'S DAY
You’ll know if you need to return for Sunday’s Father’s Day game.
ANGRY CUSTOMERS PITCH AVOCADOS AT DELI CLERK
Over botched food order.