MISSING BOY FOUND ASLEEP ON THE ROOF

An 11-year-old Miami, Florida, boy reported missing by his parents turned up in a most unlikely place Wednesday: Taking a nap on the roof of his house. The two-hour search came to an end as a news helicopter spied Angel Gort sleeping on a tarp on the roof of his Miami home. Officers helped the chagrined boy down from his hiding place. Why had he run off? He didn’t want to go to summer camp. “I didn’t mean to cause any trouble,” he said. “I didn’t mean to waste any of the police officers’ time. I just do the stupidest things sometimes,” the child said.
* From the mouths of babes!
* Mommy’s Little Angel – NOT.
* Summer camp in Florida – heat, snakes, spiders, gators … Can’t blame the kid for hiding.
* On the bright side, while he was on the roof, he found two baseballs and a Frisbee.