7-YEAR-OLD PEES OFF ROOF ONTO NEIGHBOR'S GRILL

Authorities in Lexington Park, Maryland, have charged a 7-year-old boy who urinated on steaks a neighbor was grilling in his backyard. It happened on June 6 after the victim contacted police to report destruction of property. The investigation found that the boy urinated off the roof of his home onto the victim’s grill and the incident was caught on camera by a witness. The 7-year-old boy was charged with one count of malicious destruction of property.
* With accuracy like that, sentence that boy to community service as a fireman.
* We need a juvenile delinquents version of Steve Harvey’s “Little Big Shots”.
* Caught on video? Was it streaming?
* Look out, kid – he’s got a barbecue fork and he knows how to use it.
* “Larry, this sure is one tart marinade.”
* If Maryland has a three-strikes law, that would be number one.