CIA AGENTS FIRED FOR STEALING FROM SNACK MACHINE

Some CIA workers were fired for hacking a vending machine. According to a recently obtained report, when $3,000 worth of food began going missing from agency vending machines between fall 2012 and March 2013, the CIA did what it does best — it put up cameras and started spying on the break room. They soon found the culprits. The machines take payment via prepaid cards, but one worker realized he could use a dummy card with no money on it if he simply unplugged the system so it could not connect to payment servers.
* And now we all know how to do it!
* Good to know America’s security network can be compromised just by unplugging it.
* It was like taking candy from a baby … a baby who has no internet connection.
* I hear the Chinese are way ahead of us in unhackable snack machines.
* To be fair, $2.50 for a Hershey’s Chocolate Bar with Almonds is a little nuts.
* Meanwhile, Secret Service guys have drunken orgies with prostitutes. These CIA guys picked the wrong outfit to work for.
* Luckily, all those spies who were caught stealing found new jobs – security-checking baggage for the airlines.