DENTAL HYGIENIST BITES HUSBAND DURING DRUNKEN VACATION SEX
Weapon: teeth
PORTLAND ANARCHISTS FIX POTHOLES
Who needs government.
MONOPOLY ANNOUNCES NEW TOKENS
T-rex, penguin and rubber ducky
LIBRARY HAS STEAK SAUCE BOTTLE MYSTERY
Someone is hiding A.1 bottles behind the books.
THE SNOWFLAKE TEST
Looking for employees without a sense of entitlement.
WOMAN FINDS TOMBSTONE IN HER FRONT YARD
Wasn’t this a “Tales From the Crypt”?
NAVY SEAL SAYS TO END SHOWERS WITH COLD WATER
Vasoconstriction.
HOMEOWNERS ASSOCIATION USING DRONE
“We want to avoid homeowner hassle later on, not create it.”
AUDIO: WHEEL OF FUGITIVE
When they arrest them, do they throw them in the back of a police Vanna?