MCDONALD'S WORKER ATTACKED OVER NON-WORKING ICE CREAM MACHINE
We all scream.
MAN DEAD IN YOUTUBE STUNT
Don’t worry, this book will stop the bullet.
4 IN 10 HAVE A TATTOO
Do you?
SUSPECT HANDS DEPUTY "GET OUT OF JAIL FREE" CARD
He rolled the dice and lost.
BOOZE-SCENTED DEODORANTS
Sangria, mimosa, or rosé.
AUDIO: COP STOPS RUNAWAY AMISH BUGGY
Jumped into a moving buggy.
THE OSCAR MEYER WEINER DRONE
How far we’ve come.
AIR PASSENGER CHECKED A 20-POUND LOBSTER ONTO PLANE
Which is legal.
MAN THREATENS PARENTS OVER LACK OF AIR CONDITIONING
In Albuquerque.
MAN HIT BY TWO TRAINS
In Oregon.