IN MEMORIUM: U OF HOUSTON'S WHITE-TAILED SQUIRREL
It will be missed. And stuffed.
POLICE DOG HAS THREE TAKEDOWNS IN 90 MINUTES
Quite the bite out of crime.
MAN BURNS DOWN PARENTS' HOME WHILE KILLING ANTS
Trying to kill ants with matches.
MOM THANKS COPS FOR ARRESTING HER DAUGHTER DURING SPRING BREAK
Thanks for doing my job as a parent.
MCDONALD'S CHEESEBURGER ASSAULT
Daughter v. mother.
WALMART WORKING ON IN-STORE DRONES
When walking the aisles is just too hard.
THE ADULTING SCHOOL
For idiots. Not you, of course.