GILLETTE TO RIP PEOPLE OFF A LITTLE BIT LESS
Now that they have competition.
SCHOOL SUSPENDS 500 COOL KIDS FOR SKIPPING CLASS
No more pencils, no more books…
TEACHER BUYS BIKES FOR EVERYONE IN THE SCHOOL
She raised $80,000.
WOMAN SHOT IN VICTORIA'S SECRET OVER A MAN
Everyone’s panties were in a bunch.
JEWELER LOCKS DIAMOND THIEF IN VAULT
The Sting it wasn’t.
GUY DUCT-TAPED TO A YIELD SIGN
Lost a bet.
ALABAMA TEEN CAN'T TAKE GRANDMA TO THE PROM
Get your own prom, grandma.
TEACHER GIVES ANTI-TRUMP VOCABULARY TEST
School officials were (BLANK).
INFLATABLE 12-FOOT BEER BOTTLE STOLEN
In Kalamazoo.
CABLE GUY'S BODY FOUND IN CLOSET OF ALL-GIRLS HIGH SCHOOL
Police are investigating.