GUY CALLED 911 FOR A LIFT TO LOCAL HOOTERS

In Merritt Island, Florida, Jonathan Hinkle, 28, called 911 and told dispatchers that his elderly grandmother was suffering from a stroke in the Hooters parking lot and he needed help getting there to assist her. Hinkle said he was running to the eatery as fast as he could but asked if a patrol car could be dispatched to give him a lift. Deputies gave him the lift, but then were unable to locate the grandmother anywhere near the Hooters. When they finally found her three hours later, she told deputies that she had never been in any distress and hadn’t called Hinkle for help. Hinkle had just wanted a lift to Hooters. He was arrested for misuse of the 911 system, and police will be seeking restitution of $222 for the wasted manpower.
* Totally worth it, if only for those world-famous hot wings.
* For $222 he could have gotten a bicycle.
* He was in a hurry to get to Hooters for Stupid Hour.
* The first giveaway should have been, what was grandma doing at a Hooters in the first place?
* Oh, that’s right – Florida. She could have been a waitress there.