PRESIDENT OF UNITED AIRLINES APOLOGIZES
“I promise you we will do better.”
TOWNS CANCELING EASTER EGG HUNTS BECAUSE OF PARENTS
Helicopter parents.
MAN WEARING "HOLD MY BEER" T-SHIRT CRASHES CAR
Into a graveyard.
BEER AGED WITH BASEBALL BAT CHIPS
Mmmm… that’s delicious bat.
SCORPION IN BAG OF SPINACH
Mmm…that’s delicious scorpion.
AUDIO: PASSENGER FORCIBLY DRAGGED OFF UNITED FLIGHT, FOR REASONS
Kicking and screaming.
FORD MAKES BABY CRIB TO SIMULATE CAR RIDE
For colicky kids.
IDIOT SPRAY PAINTS WEDDING PROPOSAL ON MALL WALL
Busted for graffiti.
PEEPS-EATING CHAMP
255 Peeps in just five minutes.