AUDIO: MOM PULLS GUN OVER TOO-SLOW HAIRCUT
At a barber school.
67 POUNDS OF MARIJUANA SMUGGLED IN COFFIN
Beware the Undertoker.
MESSAGE FROM CHINESE WORKER HIDDEN IN WALMART PURSE
Help, I’m being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory.
AUDIO: COLLEGE A CAPPELLA GROUP BUSTED FOR HAZING
At Cornell University.
MAN POURS URINE, LIQUID POO UNDER NOISY NEIGHBOR'S DOOR
“It was the only way we could communicate.”
FLOWER SHOP OWNER STEALS FLOWERS FROM NEARBY GRAVEYARD
And re-sells them.
DUMPED PROM GIRL GETS REVENGE
“However you need to get my money back is up to you.”
HERSHEY'S NEW CANDY FLAVORS
Mmm … barbecue-flavored PayDay bar.
LITTLE LEAGUE PUTS UP SIGN FOR PARENTS
“Your child is NOT being scouted by the Brewers today.”