JILTED GROOM TORCHES EIGHT CARS

In Plattsburgh, New York, Jimmy Williams was supposed to get married on July 8, but the wedding fell through. Meanwhile, in the early morning of July 9, eight cars were mysteriously set on fire in north Plattsburgh. It took police investigators a couple of weeks, but they were eventually able to pin the crime on the 35-year-old Williams, who had reportedly taken out his anger at not getting married on the vehicles.
* Guy escaped a life sentence, only to be thrown in the slammer for arson.
* What a hot head.
* I guess he was carrying a torch for her?
* My old flame.
* Gee, I wonder why she called off the wedding?