WOMAN HAD SNAKE STUCK ON HER FACE

A 45-year-old Sheffield Lake, Ohio, woman called 911 to report that one of two boa constrictors she adopted a day earlier had latched onto her, wrapping itself around her neck and face. She told 911, “I have a boa constrictor stuck to my face.” (* Actually, it was more like “By bad uh boh codricko tuck om my fayt!) “There’s blood everywhere,” the woman said. The dispatcher asked the woman if she was having trouble breathing or swallowing. “No, I’m just scared,” she replied. “ … Oh God, hurry, please!” A firefighter eventually used a pocketknife to kill the snake, which was more than 5 feet long, and cut its head off. The woman had a total of 11 snakes in her home.
* Seems the adopted snake had attachment issues.
* And now, those other 11 snakes have a pretty good idea of what they’ve been missing out on.
* Quite the snake charmer, huh?
* Imagine the paramedics:”We’ll get that snake off your face, but first – a selfie!”