NEW POP-TARTS FLAVORS: JOLLY RANCHER CANDY
Watermelon Pop-Tarts.
MAN IN PAJAMAS ROBS CONVENIENCE STORE
No one takes pride in their work any more.
TACO BELL BRIBE DOESN'T WORK ON COP
Please ignore the cocaine, officer.
MAN HIRED PROSTITUTES TO STRIP AT THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET
75 times over four years!
MAN CALLS 911 ASKING TO BE DEPORTED
And in America, your dreams come true.
MAN STOPS TRAFFIC IN LINCOLN TUNNEL SO HE CAN PLEASURE HIMSELF
He wanted to get off before Weehawken.
BABY NAMES: BIG INCREASE IN "KYLO" BECAUSE OF STAR WARS
Big decrease in “Caitlyn”.
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR NOODLE ASSAULT
Another wanton attack..